Monday, February 23, 2009

Waiting Can literally Kill you.

I am still waiting. and waiting and waiting. I am supposed to get my formal offer letter for my job to be permanent like last Friday. Today is Monday. I'm still waiting. And I am no longer patient. Its a good think that the HR lady thinks I'm funny, because I keep writing her emails like I am a child wanting to know if we are there yet.
oh well, at this point, if it gets me my letter, I'll email all damn day
today, i am tired. and i have a serious case of the Mondays. and a headache because I am super stressed.
1) I am waiting for that damn letter
2) My man and my step mother are fighting thru me again, and I hate it, and I now feel like I can not trust either of them. It kinda makes me want to cry.
3) I am still working on the DM at work, and I am going blind, and I feel like I am not doing enough
4) I just plain don't feel good
5) My headaches make me feel like even shittier than ever, AND I think they fuck with my hormones too, which makes me want to cry at commercials and YouTube video's and songs (I am so not normal)

So I guess today I am a little down in the dumps. Which as I write this makes me feel a little sad. I am going to go to bed early. Writing does make me feel better, I could just sit here all day and type all the shit that is running thru my head. IT would be the single most random blog post for a blog no one even knows exists. I bet it would be the longest too. Could you imagine getting the world record for longest post? Someone would try to beat me.

I miss 90210, i am excited for the new season of reaper. Stoked for the new AI this week. my head hurts so fucking bad.
OK back to it now. I would apologize for my randomness, but, that's how i like it

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

On Working with the Frat Pack......

I support a bunch of guy sales people. They range in ages from 23-35 and they are all very nice men. However, when you put them all together it is like working in a fucking frat house. Now, I have worked as a sales person (and I SUCK) and with sales people (as the "crap" girl... more on that later) but these boys are by far the funniest. First, being the only girl, and NOT in sales, this gives me a distinct advantage. A) I am not quota drivin (which is EXTREMELY good for me, as I am not a good test taker) B) I very rarely have to speak at length on the phone to a client (which is also very good, as I have a tendency to be a little rude) C) the boys completely ignore me(unless they want something from me, which is typical of sales) ........

I love it.

Since the Boys ignore me, I get to listen to all the shit they talk to each other. And its a lot. Today I heard "Who wants to juice this?" which i have learned (thanks to the youngest) that means to place a bet. Followed by a lengthy discussion about how not to bet on WA teams, and college basketball is the only basketball worth betting on.

I also heard MANY Simpson's references. And the thing is, its kinda like being in a zoo. One starts, the rest follow. Men amaze me.

Then there was the begging of the territories. The Baby, i think is feeling like he is running out of chances to get some points, and spent a good hour today... BEGGING and telling, and asking people who don't really make that decision for one of the other Pack members states. Of course he said no, but the begging continued for quite awhile. Followed by a few choice insults.

I love working with these Men. I wouldn't change it for the world. They are hysterical, and an endless sort of amusement for me. And the best part is, they all take all the shit I talk in stride. I am being a bitch, they think i am funny.

Life is good. Now I pack up the I-Pod, and get ready to go home. The ride home should be pleasant as it is still light out, and sunny today, and I carpool with my (female) boss whom I love, and love to ride home with her!! (and i feel like I can type that without brown-nosing, because at the time of this post, only one other person besides me, even know this blog exists)

Monday, February 16, 2009

It's my Val-a-versary

Ok, so my Anniversary is the 15th and of course the big Romance Day on the 14th. We are so clever and pulled a bradgelina. Although, we did nothing, and it was fantastic. I loved staying at home and eating McDonald's and playing Fable 2. I made Jon red velvet cupcakes at my BFF's house (which was SO much fun) although they were mostly for me, because I love red velvet. Its like crack (well, the red sugary version for fat girls). I am very proud of my self, because I shared. I am A) not a good sharer (only child syndrome) and B) NEVER EVER EVER share Red Velvet.
So we spent the 14th at Skateboard park (we, like most other parents, call the neighborhood parks by the major feature that attracts us to that park) and we were playin with the kids on the Merry-Go-Round. This is like the only park around that still has one of these fantastical metal spinning disks of child flinging fun. and of course, my twins LOVE this. We have devised a safe way to ride that eliminates the small children from flying off. However, there are not the same rules for the adults. Jon had been making the kids nice a dizzy (once they are really good and dizzy, we make them get off and watch them stumble like they are drunk and then laugh and laugh. Being a parent is so much fun) and tryin to be the hip young dad, jumps off. He then blew out his knee. Yes. I said it. He blew out his knee jumping off the merry go round, at the park, with the kids. At least he is much less of a baby than me.
The next day (The Anniversary) Jon slept in, and the kids and I walked to the store and got an Italian soda (Popsicle Coffee, in Twinspeak) and then we shipped the kids off to Moms. Since the knee kinda fucked up our non-plans, we ended up getting take-out, played some more Fable, and then watched Pineapple Express.
I am relatively new to video games, but Jon LOVES them. He is a gamer. And he has gotten me playing Fable 2. This game is loads of fun. I guess after 3 years, I am starting to enjoy the games too. I am starting to get them. Even though I will not play without him in the room in case some super bad guys come and I get too frustrated. But man oh man, I will admit it. Xbox360 is fun.
Pineapple express was really funny. Seth Rogan interrogated someone with a cactus.
Other Random notes Friday, I FINALLY got my eyebrows done, and Sunday I dyed my hair a fabulous purple/black color. It looks like Black Cherry Kool-Aid. And I LOVE it.

Alrighty, lunch is over, and now its back to work. Today, life is good, even though I am the only one of my friends that has to work today.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

One

This is my first post. No one knows about me. And that is the way I like it. I figured this is a good way to try to get some shit out. WARNING: Anyone reading this, I am not funny. People think I'm funny. Im not. I work, I raise my twins, and I play. Life is good. Today, I got some super good news! I am going to turn the job that I love from contracting, to full time. This makes me happy, as I not only work with some of the funniest people alive, they will give me endless stories, as they are all boys. Its like being in a frat house. Time to go, thats all for now. Just gettin my feet wet.

TTYL
xoxo
Me